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WitchsCat
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15 Dec 2013, 11:45 am

Can swallow a peeled banana whole without chewing.


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15 Dec 2013, 11:49 am

Can eat an apple through a letter box.


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15 Dec 2013, 12:19 pm

Tried to sell British Airways a plane made from paper plates and used chewing gum.



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15 Dec 2013, 12:19 pm

Thinks Apple computers are edible.


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15 Dec 2013, 12:21 pm

Is 50 feet tall, and 1 inch wide.


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15 Dec 2013, 12:22 pm

Is 1 inch tall and 50 feet wide.


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15 Dec 2013, 12:24 pm

Wrote a book of poetry, dedicated to tomato ketchup.


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15 Dec 2013, 12:26 pm

Wrote a book of poetry dedicated to horseradish


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15 Dec 2013, 12:30 pm

Stole all the balls from the lottery machine, and replaced them with gobstoppers.


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15 Dec 2013, 12:43 pm

Replaced all the Christmas lights with Jolly Ranchers


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15 Dec 2013, 2:49 pm

answers every question with lyrics from Christmas carols


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15 Dec 2013, 3:14 pm

Owns a dog that can sing bohemian rhapsody in 4 different languages.


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15 Dec 2013, 3:21 pm

^ its actually a cat that likes to dress as a dog while performing.


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15 Dec 2013, 3:24 pm

Is trying to negotiate a peace treaty between cats and dogs.


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15 Dec 2013, 3:34 pm

Has a huge collection of door hinges.


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15 Dec 2013, 3:45 pm

Has a huge collection of rusty nails


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