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Granted! but your students are giant pokemon that snore all the time... SNORELAX!! !

I wish to have millions of pounds worth of neoprene

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Granted, but due to the sudden increase in the value of neoprene £1M (you should have specified weight!) only gets you one square inch. So you are presented with 2 square inches, thus the millions of pounds worth

I wish I did not have to sleep

Granted! but you die from it

I wish to have 50000000000000 million pounds IN WEIGHT of neoprene

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Granted. You shall never sleep with the All-Nights-Mask fused into your face.

Quit that. I wish my students were human! (For crying out loud, I am teaching about pokemon!)

Granted, but it causes a rare and extreme allergic reaction to you.

I wish I was dead...

Granted! but they are all 500 pound HYPERSOMNIAC (sleep too much) men

I wish i had 500000 million pounds in weight of neoprene... and i want it to be the thick gauge 20 millimeter

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Granted, but ti has all been soiled by being used as the bedding for thatmew's hypersomniac's students.

I wish I could think of a wish

granted! you wish to be run over by me in my powerchair :p

I wish the neoprene was unsoiled and brand new

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Granted, but the neoprene gets in the way of you trying to run me over.

I wish I had pyschic control over all powerchairs

granted, but you don't use it because no one taught you how

I wish to be buried alive I. Millions of pounds of neoprene e

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Granted! But thousands of neoprene fans take the neoprene and un-bury you!

I wish I could stop time and keep moving so I had more time in the day to do what I want to do.

Granted, but nothing works until you've unfrozen time.

I wish that Americans weren't so self centred.

Granted, but then the Europeans rise to power because they're still think they're all that.

(no offense to any european people!)

I wish I could freeze time keep moving and everything would work while time was frozen and I could touch other people to freeze time for them too, so I could get more done in my day and so could they.

Granted but suspicious things start to happen and everyone suspects you.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then aliens turn up with weapons and take over the Earth.

I wish my girlfriend was here sleeping beside me tonight.

Granted: but she graps hold of you so you can't move... and you have to go to the bathroom... and you can't wake her up or struggle lose (How are you going to get out of this one?)

I wish to forget every game I ever played and every movie I ever watched so that I can experience them for the first time once more. (Good wish if I may say so myself)