Is President of the Wood Chuckers Union, which strives to let its members chuck "as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood".
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)