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15 Dec 2013, 3:51 pm

Made a model of the Eifel Tower with toenail clippings.


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15 Dec 2013, 3:53 pm

Made a model of the Egyptian pyramids out of mashed potatoes.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:05 pm

believes the egyption pyramids are actually small scale replicas of large mashed potato monuments that used to dot the deserts of ancient egypt


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15 Dec 2013, 4:10 pm

Put a feather in his hat and called it Hanky-Panky.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:11 pm

Thinks Hanky Panky is actually a man named Hank E. Panky


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15 Dec 2013, 4:13 pm

Is married to Hank E. Planky


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15 Dec 2013, 4:15 pm

Crashed my wedding to Hank E. Panky.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:20 pm

Gave her dog a mohawk, and called him Hunky-Punky.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:32 pm

is working on a mathematical formula to solve the most important question life has ever posed, just how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:38 pm

Is President of the Wood Chuckers Union, which strives to let its members chuck "as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood".


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15 Dec 2013, 4:42 pm

Found a woodchuck that failed to chuck wood.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:45 pm

Found a groundhog that specializes in ground meat.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:49 pm

saw a woodchuck with morningwood and giggled


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15 Dec 2013, 4:52 pm

Has a pet woodchuck named Chuck Woods.


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15 Dec 2013, 4:57 pm

Chucked wood at a woodchuck when smoking bud, knee deep in mud, in the middle of a flood. Sat at the top of a carrot tree.


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15 Dec 2013, 5:30 pm

Ate all the carrots in said carrot tree.


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