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15 Dec 2013, 9:48 pm

Wore a nose ring made of a carrot.


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15 Dec 2013, 11:12 pm

threaded a silk moth through the eye of the camel



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16 Dec 2013, 2:12 am

languidly weaves sparrow feathers into the manes of sleeping lions


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16 Dec 2013, 7:34 am

I take back everything I said about about you to to the other feathers!


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16 Dec 2013, 7:41 am

The feathers are coming to get you.


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16 Dec 2013, 7:56 am

Gets revenge on people by unleashing a horde of deadly feathers upon them.


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16 Dec 2013, 8:18 am

Breeds said feathers.


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16 Dec 2013, 9:25 am

Covers said feathers in tar in hopes of feeding them.


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16 Dec 2013, 11:41 am

Sprinkles feathers over people who fall asleep on the bus.


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16 Dec 2013, 11:44 am

Covers the faces of sleeping people in cupcake frosting and sprinkles, then licks them.


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16 Dec 2013, 12:03 pm

Sprinkles flakes of hot chili pepper on cupcakes.


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16 Dec 2013, 12:13 pm

Pours horseradish on her ice cream.


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16 Dec 2013, 3:09 pm

Wishes that wishes were fishes


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16 Dec 2013, 3:10 pm

is that bizarre?
well you like bacon ice cream


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16 Dec 2013, 3:25 pm

Drinks straight vinegar after eating chips so that the flavors will blend in the belly.

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well you like bacon ice cream


Who doesn't!? :lol:


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16 Dec 2013, 3:30 pm

it's a good way of canceling out the acid in your system, and I love bacon but ice cream?
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invented bacon ornaments for your x-mas tree


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