Corrupt A Wish

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Granted... but they're really crap the second time around (not that you'd know...)

I wish they'd figure out interstellar travel already.

Granted, but due to the forces involved hedgehogs are the only species capable of surviving it.

I wish for sufficient suitable petrol/gas in my car so I can get home today in reasonable time

Granted: you get home in reasonable time, and find your house burned down. ey at least you have plenty of time to look for a hotel room.

I wish to have my wish corrupted (Try corrupting that wish!)

Granted, but you get arrested and get sentenced to 39years on corruption charges.

I wish I was a high court judge

Granted: The mafia is treathening your family, your work hours are killing you and you are constantly faced with the stupidity of mankind. (That wish corrupted itself)

I wish I had real problems, and not just this amature stuff.

Granted - you are now officially NT.


I wish I knew exactly why global warming happens

Granted, but no one believes you!


I wish Tolkien never was born!

Granted, but someone else gets born who looks, sounds and acts exactly like him.

I wish the next person's wish would be corrupted.

Granted, but the corruption backfires and caused you to spontneously combust.

I wish TheAPERSON won a $15M government grant after discovering how to extinguish fires safely

Granted. The Aperperson is now called the human extinguisher, for his lessons of learning to use your body to put out flames.

I wish for a teleport/wormhole to the world of pokemon yet again.

Granted, but the wormhole os only big enough for worms....

I wish there were 24 and a half hours in a day

Daylight savings time...is now quantum daylight savings time. It is both day and night, and everthing is confused. Congradulations. Wait...What time is it and is it day or night. *Goes insane*

I wish I was able to be an Pokemon anime charater at will, and switch back to me at will...here on earth.

Granted: but everyone mocks you for your grotesquely large head and eyes.

I wish Lucifer would just quit bothering me, there is no way I am selling my collection of souls.

Granted! but you GIVE him your soul collection

I wish to own a neoprene strap factory

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Granted, but you produce so much that you cause a market crash due to oversupply, sending you out of business!

I wish they could work out interstellar travel that humans could survive and that could get us to (say) Ursa Major in mere hours.

Granted, but a mere hour is the equivalent of 7 thousand light years

I wish there was a wish that was incorruptible