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25 Dec 2013, 3:29 pm

Stole both 'Blue Boy' and 'Pinky', because they make such a cute couple.


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25 Dec 2013, 3:31 pm

Stole the shade and sold it to the sun.


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25 Dec 2013, 3:33 pm

Insisted on wearing shades during candlelit dinner.


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25 Dec 2013, 3:53 pm

Insisted on wearing a baseball cap to a fancy restaurant.


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25 Dec 2013, 4:05 pm

Demanded Chicken McNuggets at a four-star Parisian restaurant.


Got kicked out.


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25 Dec 2013, 5:01 pm

Demands Beaujolais at a McDonalds and got kicked out.


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25 Dec 2013, 7:17 pm

WitchsCat wrote:
Demands Beaujolais at a McDonalds and got kicked out.
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Went through the McDonald's drive-thru singing "Old McDonald Had a Farm" after they asked to take the order.


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25 Dec 2013, 11:09 pm

Went to a fancy Parisian restaurant and ordered a grilled cheese sandwich.



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26 Dec 2013, 4:07 am

thinks their body is a temple and only eats organic food, yet drives a suv to pick up 1 organic salad at the health food shop 15 miles away.


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26 Dec 2013, 9:59 am

Tried to feed his dog organic food, only to get his hand bitten.


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26 Dec 2013, 11:02 am

Taught her cat to talk via meows for certain words by using a "Kitties Hooked on Phonics" CD.


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26 Dec 2013, 11:27 am

Taught an army of mice to raid her neighbors' kitchens.


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26 Dec 2013, 1:30 pm

Taught an army of mice to clean her house.

Pays them in Cheese Whiz and stale crackers.


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26 Dec 2013, 1:43 pm

Taught an army of mice to make fancy dinners, but punishes them for not washing their paws.


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26 Dec 2013, 7:33 pm

Was delighted to receive the famous "Air Koyro" burger and thought it was devine when the North Korean passenger beside him informed him not to eat it as it contains 50% gulag meat they shrugged their shoulders and continued to finish the burger.


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26 Dec 2013, 9:18 pm

Wants to work for Korean Airlines.


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