BANNED (The Game)

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Banned because your ridiculously early starts are affecting your ability to space and capitalise properly

Banned because YOUR posts was apparently sent at 6:44 A.M!

And YOURS was sent at 11:08 pm. Can you guess if you're banned or not?

No,no,no, my post SAYS 7:08A.M., but the time here is 1:18 P.M.

S you are banned for experiencing a time warp

The chronometer was invented in England, not America. And time warp was invented in Germany, not America.

All I can do in this situation is ban you. Done.

Now I have the song 'Let's do the Time Warp again' from the Rocky Horror Picture Show stuck in my head. And I'm dancing along to it.

Banned.

Banned: since the word Banned has been rather unfortunately pushed to the back of the word bus.

That was not 'the back of the word bus'.

That was the Grand Finale.

So you are banned.


Sylkat

I hate to ban a dormouse singing opera. But that is the point of the thread.

Sorry Sylkat, you're banned.

Banned: for not finding Sylkat's rendition of The Marriage of Figaro enough to have to leave your tent during the cyclone at Womad.

I checked the whole programme at WOMAD to decide what I wanted to watch. I'm pretty sure that Sylkat The Amazing Opera Singing Dormouse was not on the programme. I would have noticed.

Banned for implying I would have missed the best show there.

Banned for not singing Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries' while riding a unicycle across a tightrope at WOMAD.

In black satin.

Didn't you know, that's exactly what I was there to do.

Banned for not coming to watch.

Banned for not providing and distributing free tickets to all your friends.

Banned for imagining they had even printed 80,000 free tickets.

Banned for thinking I could find that many friends.