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26 Dec 2013, 9:21 pm

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Wants to work for Korean Airlines.


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north Korean, "Korean" is the south and in fact a very good airline (when their not crashing)


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26 Dec 2013, 9:41 pm

^^ Subsequently chose to work for Air Koryo. :P

(And yep, trying one of their burgers is definitely on my to-do list.)


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27 Dec 2013, 12:01 am

^^^

I'm so jealous anxiety stops me from even leaving my darkened air con room , :cry: though head injuries play a part, those old Russian jets :D can't be all bad 50 years old and still flying, AK according to wiki have only ever had one accident , not that's saying much considering the size of that airline :wink:


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27 Dec 2013, 12:07 am

if I was able to travel :( I don't think I could go it would be truly depressing like watching sad caged zoo animals , if they didn't have the human rights abuses and where a little friendly to the west I could go even with all that poverty (what a freak show that capital is , your not fooling any one trying to pretend it's Sth Korea or something :roll:


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27 Dec 2013, 9:20 am

Is actually a woman who lives in New Zealand.



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27 Dec 2013, 12:54 pm

Is actually a 10-year-old schoolgirl who lives in Japan


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27 Dec 2013, 2:38 pm

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27 Dec 2013, 3:06 pm

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27 Dec 2013, 4:37 pm

WitchsCat wrote:
Is actually a 10-year-old schoolgirl who lives in Japan

No one was supposed to know. :P

Is actually a professional tap dancing dog named Old McDonald.



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27 Dec 2013, 5:12 pm

^Woof?

Is actually a sheep who is also a professional tattoo artist.


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28 Dec 2013, 8:24 pm

Is actually a cormorant who sells incense at a clothing store in Woodstock, NY.


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29 Dec 2013, 6:18 am

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29 Dec 2013, 6:55 am

looked for a carpenter in the yellow pages and instead rang the band by mistake.


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29 Dec 2013, 10:08 am

Thought the Yellow Pages was a biography about the Simpsons.


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29 Dec 2013, 2:32 pm

Thought the Yellow Pages was a directory of Urologists.


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29 Dec 2013, 3:34 pm

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