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29 Dec 2013, 3:36 pm

Thought Huffington Post was a publication only for asthmatics.


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29 Dec 2013, 4:02 pm

Tells everyone her name is Emphysema.



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29 Dec 2013, 4:08 pm

Tells everyone his name is Mononucleosis (or Mono, for short)


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29 Dec 2013, 4:10 pm

Named her pet spider Tuberculosis.



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29 Dec 2013, 4:11 pm

Pretends that her name is Morticia Le Chat du Noir.


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29 Dec 2013, 4:11 pm

Took a grand piano to see the monkeys at the zoo.


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29 Dec 2013, 4:14 pm

Iwannablue 'Ninja Posted'!

Babybird......you know that my piano does not have wheels! That was a xylophone that I brought for the monkeys to play with!


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29 Dec 2013, 4:42 pm

Made said xylophone out of coconut shells.


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29 Dec 2013, 5:20 pm

Used coconut shells and a couple of shoestrings as a swimsuit top.


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29 Dec 2013, 5:26 pm

Used teacups and ribbon as a swimsuit top.


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29 Dec 2013, 5:58 pm

drinks sea water out of their bikini top.


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29 Dec 2013, 6:04 pm

Drinks sea water out of his baseball cap


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29 Dec 2013, 11:19 pm

Puts seawater in a large squirt gun and shoots it at ice on walkway of her house in hopes that the salt in the seawater will melt it. :lol:


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29 Dec 2013, 11:23 pm

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29 Dec 2013, 11:49 pm

Accidentally swallowed some jelly beans instead of aspirin and wondered why the headache did not go away that day.


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29 Dec 2013, 11:52 pm

Once pitched a no-hitter that went into extra innings.