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babybird
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30 Dec 2013, 4:28 pm

Has two televisions. One for each eye.


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30 Dec 2013, 4:30 pm

Thinks that her microwave is a television that only shows cooking programs.


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30 Dec 2013, 4:31 pm

Likes to ride in garbage trucks for fun.



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30 Dec 2013, 4:36 pm

Likes to ride giant Capybaras for fun.



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30 Dec 2013, 4:37 pm

Rides a donkey to the supermarket.


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30 Dec 2013, 4:38 pm

Bought a donkey at the supermarket (and spent a long time looking for the bar code, to scan him at self-checkout).



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30 Dec 2013, 4:43 pm

babybird wrote:
Mmmm Yummy :D

Decided to dedicate his life to being bored.


I've never had it really want to try it....


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30 Dec 2013, 4:56 pm

Tried to scan a zebra at the grocery store.

Got thrown out.

Then was kicked by the zebra.


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30 Dec 2013, 4:57 pm

Rearranged the Zebra's stripes so that she only cost $11.95



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30 Dec 2013, 5:01 pm

Painted black horizontal lines on the zebra....now she is plaid.

And mad.

That is probably why she kicked again.


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30 Dec 2013, 5:03 pm

Tried to ride said zebra, only to get thrown off a second later.


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30 Dec 2013, 5:10 pm

Tried to walk the zebra home, on a leash.....

Got bit.


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30 Dec 2013, 5:11 pm

Tried to play noughts and crosses on a plaid-painted zebra.

Against the zebra.

And lost.

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30 Dec 2013, 5:13 pm

Tried to play chess on the Plaid Zebra's back.

Got bit.

And she ate all of the chess pieces.


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30 Dec 2013, 5:36 pm

Tried to dress the plaid zebra as a harlequin, but got spat on.


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30 Dec 2013, 5:46 pm

Told the neighbor children that the Plaid Zebra was a large, Scottish 'My Little Pony'.....

The kids just laughed.

The zebra bit, again.


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