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31 Dec 2013, 6:18 pm

Trained a Bottle-Nosed Dolphin to find her a beer.



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31 Dec 2013, 6:29 pm

Trained an elephant to play Clair de Lune on the piano.


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31 Dec 2013, 6:44 pm

Trained a roving band of Chimpanzees to play Carnival of the Animals on harmonicas.



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31 Dec 2013, 6:55 pm

used Pavlovian conditioning to train an army of evil turtles to obey their every whim very very slowly


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31 Dec 2013, 8:28 pm

Rides a Galapagos Tortoise to work.


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31 Dec 2013, 8:43 pm

Rides a wyvern to work.


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01 Jan 2014, 3:50 am

Threw a fit when the Wyvern ate his saddle.


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01 Jan 2014, 10:01 am

Got even angrier when:

1. Her Galapagos Tortoise couldn't get her to work on time, and
2. The tortoise repeatedly bit her.


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01 Jan 2014, 11:12 am

Her tortoise is a pole dancer called Candy.


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01 Jan 2014, 11:24 am

Owns a pole-dancing chicken named Roxxy.


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01 Jan 2014, 2:39 pm

Watches pole-dancing goannas wearing fringed chaps.


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01 Jan 2014, 2:50 pm

Tried to hire a pole-dancing koala, but got frustrated when it just sat there for hours eating leaves.


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01 Jan 2014, 3:03 pm

Tried to hire a pole-dancing panda, but got frustrated when all it does is eat leaves and shoots.


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01 Jan 2014, 3:11 pm

Ate a bunch of daffodils.


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01 Jan 2014, 3:30 pm

Ate a bunch of roses, but spat out the thorns.


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01 Jan 2014, 7:00 pm

Watched a Rosy Boa eat a Snakehead Fish.


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