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Drehmaschine
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05 Jan 2014, 2:27 am

painted pictures of dirty bathroom floors for an art Exhibit.



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05 Jan 2014, 5:03 am

Painted pictures of pictures of dirty bathroom floors for an art exhibit.


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05 Jan 2014, 8:55 am

Smells exactly like antique upholstery.



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05 Jan 2014, 9:08 am

Had to get a hip replacement from twerking too hard, too fast and too much.


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05 Jan 2014, 10:08 am

Had to get his spine straightened from "planking" too much.


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05 Jan 2014, 10:57 am

Keeps searching for the smart little mouse DJ/ operator she thinks is inside the DVD player responding to the buttons she presses on the remote.



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05 Jan 2014, 11:31 am

Shares mouse hole with said mouse.


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05 Jan 2014, 12:05 pm

Literally tears crocodiles apart.



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05 Jan 2014, 12:14 pm

Once tore a Great White Shark apart with only his teeth.


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05 Jan 2014, 1:26 pm

Is in danger of being torn apart by eels. And you can't escape, for these eels have mighty wingspans. Yes, FLYING EELS.



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05 Jan 2014, 1:41 pm

Was raised by said flying eels.


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05 Jan 2014, 1:57 pm

Keeps an electric eel in her geyser to generate her hot water.



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05 Jan 2014, 2:21 pm

Uses an electric eel to charge his cell phone.


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05 Jan 2014, 4:04 pm

Enjoys pretending to be a traffic cop and giving children breathalyzer tests.



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05 Jan 2014, 4:17 pm

Stole a taser from a police officer and used it to tase elephants.


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05 Jan 2014, 4:20 pm

Somehow finds a way to arrest elephants with handcuffs.