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deep-techno
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13 Aug 2007, 12:24 pm

Do not try to open your computer's keyboard with a crowbar.


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13 Aug 2007, 12:44 pm

I'm a great thinker. :idea:



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13 Aug 2007, 12:45 pm

The Three Blind Mice don't know that they've been flushed.


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13 Aug 2007, 12:55 pm

another meaning to having stone expressions


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13 Aug 2007, 6:18 pm

I hire a full army of robots to do my computer work for me. 8)



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14 Aug 2007, 4:33 am

CockneyRebel accidentally dropped a Union Jack flag and three plasticine models in the toilet and flushed it. :)


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14 Aug 2007, 5:05 am

How's THIS for a poker face?


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On sabbatical...


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14 Aug 2007, 5:26 am

umm, anyone find my comb?? what a way to wake up, i have bed head and need to get to work soon.


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14 Aug 2007, 7:53 am

I'm having a coffee break. My assistant has taken over.



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14 Aug 2007, 10:29 am

"Hey guys! What's going on?"



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15 Aug 2007, 2:15 am

RAWK ON!


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15 Aug 2007, 4:18 am

Hey! Who took all my good cigars?



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15 Aug 2007, 4:23 am

my eyes are soo bad, i have to wear these thick glasses and my eyes appear bigger then they really are.


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15 Aug 2007, 4:56 am

who the hell keeps closing my laptop?



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15 Aug 2007, 5:45 am

ok now that you drew my head, how about my body?!?!? whatever you do, dont give me a stick figure body!!


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15 Aug 2007, 4:18 pm

There seems to be an army of robots in my office.