BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for making me go looking for a magnifying glass.

Banned: for eating Sherbert's avatar.

Who told you?!

Someone around here talks too much!

Was it Kyle?

He must know a lot, floating around, being invisible, don't you think?

Banned for introducing kylophobia.

Banned for thinking anyone could be scared of Kyle. He's the nicest ghost I ever met.

Even if Kyle is not to be feared, there could still exist a phobia so named.

I have to ban you but I'm not quite sure why.

'Revenantophobia'?


You are banned for not inventing a name for fear of ghosts, and making me have to do it.

You are banned.

Explanation:
You forced me to resort to my huge omniglot dictionary which weighs 115 kg and contains 560,000,000 words. There was the 'revenant' entry, I can't blame you for that. But what is essential now is that the fear of ghosts has from time immemorial been called spectrophobia or phasmophobia. There was no need to invent another word which, naturally, will some day find its way into the above-mentioned dictionary and will make it weigh 115.002 kg with its 560,000,001 words.

Banned for having an omniglot dictionary.

Wanna omniglot dictionary.

Sign here.

*THUD*

No ban.

B-b-but I cannot lift the package to take it into the house.

So you are banned.

banned
/bænd/

adjective or passive participle

Meaning:

1. status of above poster, resulting from unreasonable or impermissible behaviour (e.g., not being able to carry the package you ordered)
2. this means you, Sylkat

Banned: for not saying "Thou art bannest". It sounds better.

Even I know that King James' English doesn't look like that.

Banned art thou amongst all men.

Thou'rt banned for verbosity!

And thou art well and truly banned for pomposity.