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07 Jan 2014, 5:51 pm

Has got a purple lion called Frank.


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07 Jan 2014, 6:07 pm

is an ancient bodhisattva who encourages happiness and examination of the wonders that surround each of us


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07 Jan 2014, 6:09 pm

Is actually a riddle-telling sphinx.


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07 Jan 2014, 6:18 pm

she sells sea shells by the sea shore for an incredibly inflated price


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07 Jan 2014, 6:26 pm

Picked a peck of pickled peppers without paying and used a rhinoceros as a getaway vehicle


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07 Jan 2014, 6:45 pm

pinched both my getaway rhinoceros and my pinched peck of pickled peppers :(


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07 Jan 2014, 6:48 pm

Graffitied disturbing street art all over his neighbors' houses.


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08 Jan 2014, 9:42 am

Was convicted for the brutal murder of a rubber duck.



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08 Jan 2014, 12:02 pm

Was convicted for the cannibalistic murder of a bluebell.


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08 Jan 2014, 12:37 pm

Builds elaborate devices allowing her to leave cows tipped at a 45-degree angle when she goes cow-tipping.



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08 Jan 2014, 1:04 pm

Tried Buffalo-Tipping.

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08 Jan 2014, 3:27 pm

Gave a generous tip to a Waiter Buffalo, who promptly blew it all on Moose Drool that night.



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08 Jan 2014, 4:47 pm

Was once a member of the Loyal Order Of The Water Buffalo Lodge No. 26.


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08 Jan 2014, 5:06 pm

Throws stale chicken liver pâté at anyone who isn't a member of said lodge.



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08 Jan 2014, 5:14 pm

Eats placenta sandwiches.


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08 Jan 2014, 6:16 pm

Eats KFT - Kentucky Fried T-Rexes


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