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10 Jan 2014, 4:28 pm

Uses a pair of pliers to eat her noodles, spaghetti and linguini.



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10 Jan 2014, 4:29 pm

Uses a chopstick to pick his nose


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10 Jan 2014, 4:36 pm

uses calipers to make sure she arranges her name in alphabetti spaghetti in perfect geometric symmetry


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10 Jan 2014, 4:51 pm

Use a toy bulldozer to eat his Chile Con Carne.


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10 Jan 2014, 5:09 pm

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10 Jan 2014, 6:34 pm

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10 Jan 2014, 6:41 pm

Gave his baby cousin a lobotomy when he was three.


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11 Jan 2014, 1:21 pm

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11 Jan 2014, 2:08 pm

Has lenghty conversations with crustaceans.



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11 Jan 2014, 2:41 pm

Lectures Tree Toads on the proper procedure for putting on pantyhose.


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11 Jan 2014, 4:11 pm

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11 Jan 2014, 5:09 pm

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11 Jan 2014, 5:25 pm

Sends angry letters to her local newspaper whenever their local weather forecast isn't to her liking.


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11 Jan 2014, 5:26 pm

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11 Jan 2014, 5:59 pm

Loves drinking Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.


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12 Jan 2014, 4:27 pm

Loves drinking other people's Piña Coladas when they run outside to enjoy the rain.

And never admits it.


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