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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Stirred Agent 007's martini on purpose.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Sneaked into 007's closet. Used every single one of his custom-tailored tuxedos as scratching posts. Smirked for a week. Sylkat
Stole every spy gadget from the same closet just to see how they work.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Is able to remove and replace her pancreas without any fuss whatsoever.
Has a carrying case for his detachable head.
Replaces her eyes with cue balls, every fortnight.
Replaces his ears with pancakes every fortnight.
salamandaqwerty Veteran
Joined: 26 Nov 2013Age: 45Gender: MalePosts: 1,378
Drives a supercharged V8 Pogo stick
Travels places by drinking enough Red Bull to grow wings so he can fly.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 159Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Embellishes handmade greeting cards by eating glitter then sniffing pepper to induce adequate sneezes.
Sends greeting cards to unfavorite people. Makes them from Squid Ink written on paper made from poison ivy leaves. Sylkat
Mails herself threatening letters, about once a month.
Has spent 30 years obtaining quotes for a garden makeover but can never decide which project is best.
Rewrote Poe's The Raven in Pig Latin
Thinks that Edgar Alalan Poe was secretly in love with her, and included obscure messages to her in his poetry. Sylkat
Dug up Poe's grave just to French-kiss his corpse.