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12 Jan 2014, 4:29 pm

Stirred Agent 007's martini on purpose.


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12 Jan 2014, 4:34 pm

Sneaked into 007's closet.

Used every single one of his custom-tailored tuxedos as scratching posts.


Smirked for a week.


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12 Jan 2014, 4:37 pm

Stole every spy gadget from the same closet just to see how they work.


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12 Jan 2014, 4:57 pm

Is able to remove and replace her pancreas without any fuss whatsoever.



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12 Jan 2014, 4:58 pm

Has a carrying case for his detachable head.


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12 Jan 2014, 5:04 pm

Replaces her eyes with cue balls, every fortnight.



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12 Jan 2014, 5:05 pm

Replaces his ears with pancakes every fortnight.


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12 Jan 2014, 5:39 pm

Drives a supercharged V8 Pogo stick


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12 Jan 2014, 5:51 pm

Travels places by drinking enough Red Bull to grow wings so he can fly.


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12 Jan 2014, 5:53 pm

Embellishes handmade greeting cards by eating glitter then sniffing pepper to induce adequate sneezes.


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12 Jan 2014, 6:22 pm

Sends greeting cards to unfavorite people.

Makes them from Squid Ink written on paper made from poison ivy leaves.


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13 Jan 2014, 9:35 am

Mails herself threatening letters, about once a month.



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13 Jan 2014, 9:41 am

Has spent 30 years obtaining quotes for a garden makeover but can never decide which project is best.


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13 Jan 2014, 10:03 am

Rewrote Poe's The Raven in Pig Latin


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13 Jan 2014, 10:13 am

Thinks that Edgar Alalan Poe was secretly in love with her, and included obscure messages to her in his poetry.


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13 Jan 2014, 10:17 am

Dug up Poe's grave just to French-kiss his corpse.


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