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13 Jan 2014, 5:12 pm

Thinks dogwood trees can bark.


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13 Jan 2014, 6:22 pm

Sent her dogwood tree to obedience school, but it still doesn't listen.



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13 Jan 2014, 6:52 pm

Was taught to walk to heel by the infamous Barbara Woodhouse.


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13 Jan 2014, 7:42 pm

Can sing Bohemian Rhapsody in the language of The Black Speech (i.e. LOTR)



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13 Jan 2014, 11:31 pm

Thinks mushrooms qualify as meat.


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14 Jan 2014, 12:09 am

Thinks all meats are inedible except crickets and grasshoppers which are a delicacy.


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14 Jan 2014, 8:58 am

Is working hard on a recipe for a toothpaste made from grasshoppers that jumps onto your toothbrush itself.


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14 Jan 2014, 1:20 pm

Turns into a pumpkin every time a gecko sneezes.



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14 Jan 2014, 3:27 pm

Turns into a gecko whenever a pumpkin dances to 'Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap'.


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14 Jan 2014, 3:45 pm

Turns into a gecko whenever she can't turn into a salamander.



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14 Jan 2014, 3:59 pm

Turns into a gecko to get free car insurance.


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14 Jan 2014, 3:59 pm

i just wanted to say i love all the posters on this thread, it always brightens my day to read these :D

rides a hopping crocodile to work and tells it to make it snappy!


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14 Jan 2014, 4:35 pm

Turns into a duck to get free health insurance.


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14 Jan 2014, 4:47 pm

Turns into a duck so she wouldn't have to wear pants.


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14 Jan 2014, 5:02 pm

Is actually a black cat that exudes snowflakes and shimmeriness. Don't ask me how she types without opposable thumbs. :P


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14 Jan 2014, 5:21 pm

Is jealous of my snowy, shimmery fur because her hair only exudes deadly toxic waste.


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