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15 Jan 2014, 3:32 pm

was angry to discover Mary Poppins frequently attended KKK meetings


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15 Jan 2014, 4:03 pm

Was even angrier when he found out that Mickey Mouse was part of the Mafia.


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15 Jan 2014, 4:14 pm

Was correspondingly shocked when she realized that meant that the "Mickey Mouse Club" was just a euphemism for a bunch of Sicilians in New York, New Jersey and Chicago.



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15 Jan 2014, 4:15 pm

writes manifestos for Donald Ducks separatist political movement entailing why people are inferior to cartoons and should use separate bathrooms


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15 Jan 2014, 4:28 pm

Eats kittens for breakfast.


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15 Jan 2014, 5:01 pm

Eats spiders for dinner.


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15 Jan 2014, 5:25 pm

Eats snails for the French motherland.



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15 Jan 2014, 5:40 pm

Eats pufferfish for the Japanese motherland


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15 Jan 2014, 5:46 pm

Drills holes into cheddar cheese, as a pledge of allegiance to the Swiss.



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15 Jan 2014, 5:58 pm

Paints Swiss cheese blue as a salute to the French. (Or wherever blue cheese is from.)


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15 Jan 2014, 6:05 pm

Snuck into the Louvre late at night and "fixed" the Mona Lisa (for the French motherland!)



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15 Jan 2014, 6:07 pm

Paints Swiss cheese chocolate-brown as a salute to Germany.


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15 Jan 2014, 6:10 pm

Paints German Chocolate Torte off-white, as a salute to Italian Parmesano Reggiano cheese.



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15 Jan 2014, 6:13 pm

Paints Parmesano Reggiano stinky, as a nod to a certain cheese from Germany. :P


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15 Jan 2014, 6:19 pm

Paints the whole country of Germany pink as a tribute to The Pink Panther.


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15 Jan 2014, 6:23 pm

Painted the sky purple as a tribute to colors.