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23 Apr 2007, 3:43 am

I have a metal plat attached to my head for just such an occasion and your pathetic rapier does nothing.

I vapourize Deus with my magic.

I beat the living crap out of the next person and steal their soy milk.



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23 Apr 2007, 3:46 am

Never mind the soy milk. Aaron, for the fiftieth time, haven't I told you to do your homework?



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23 Apr 2007, 3:48 am

aylissa wrote:
Never mind the soy milk. Aaron, for the fiftieth time, haven't I told you to do your homework?


you aren't my mom or my wife thus you lack the authority



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23 Apr 2007, 8:45 am

*takes oout abnormally large chaingun and blasts ahayes so hard he ends up in TES IV Oblivion* :twisted:



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23 Apr 2007, 8:56 am

*Bores the above poster to death*

Just so ahayes knows, that Metal Plate wouldn't have helped him, as the 2+ Enchantment would have allowed the Rapier to cut through the metal easily. And did I mention that it had Keen too?

It had alot of Enchantments on it, especially powerful dispel magic that would cancel out any magic ahayes might have had the foresight to Enchant his pathetic attempt at shielding himself.

*Declares himself King of Thread Combat and promptly ascends to God status*


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23 Apr 2007, 2:00 pm

*follows him up with sangraal and kills him*



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23 Apr 2007, 2:01 pm

*Makes everyone smell her baby's stinky diaper*


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23 Apr 2007, 2:58 pm

I shoot the next poster with a Maser.


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23 Apr 2007, 3:12 pm

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
*Bores the above poster to death*

Just so ahayes knows, that Metal Plate wouldn't have helped him, as the 2+ Enchantment would have allowed the Rapier to cut through the metal easily. And did I mention that it had Keen too?

It had alot of Enchantments on it, especially powerful dispel magic that would cancel out any magic ahayes might have had the foresight to Enchant his pathetic attempt at shielding himself.

*Declares himself King of Thread Combat and promptly ascends to God status*


The plate is magic proof (immune to all magic NO EXCEPTIONS EVER ABSOLUTELY YOU CANNOT WIN) and made of mythril.



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23 Apr 2007, 3:14 pm

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I shoot the next poster with a Maser.


Hah! The resonant frequency of my armour is infinite so no maser could penetrate it.



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23 Apr 2007, 3:16 pm

I pull off Ahayes' armour and stab him in the brains. Repeatedly.



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23 Apr 2007, 3:19 pm

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I pull off Ahayes' armour and stab him in the brains. Repeatedly.


It doesn't come off without a High Dragun level armour removal spell. And my brains are located in another dimension for safekeeping with special technostuff to interface my brain with a subspace communicator and to interface a subspace communicator with my spinal cord.



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23 Apr 2007, 3:20 pm

I cast magic missle on the next person to post.


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23 Apr 2007, 3:27 pm

Your spell fizzles and then swipe you with my blade for a CRITICAL HIT which deals 9999 points of damage, and you only have 197 HP. And you'll never defeat me with my secret weapons.(loaded D&D dice!! !)



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23 Apr 2007, 3:31 pm

I come back to life because I cast Re-raise before I posted and mysteriously gain ninety-eight levels and then Omnislash ahayes twenty times for 9999 per hit.


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23 Apr 2007, 3:35 pm

But a High Dragun has 999*10^99999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


so your attack was merely a tickle.