The spam thread

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"Yes." (Thinks to self) 'The DeLorean! Of course! Holy Back to the Future!' (Out loud) "The clock is same. Right to the second, Doctor."

Okay. *shuts car door, uses remote control to move the car to the far end of the car park* When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t. *speeds the car up and releases it, continues to speed up the car until it reaches 88 mph* *Car disappears as it approaches Cat and Kyle* 88 miles per hour!! !! !! The temporal displacement occured at precisely 1.58 pm and 0 seconds!

Cat, if what happened is what I think it is, are you telling me you built a time machine. . . out of a DeLorean. . . to get rid of spam?

The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

I sent the spammers into the future! 5 minutes into the future to be exact, and at precisely 2.03 pm we shall unfortunately catch up with them and the time machine!

(The 5 minutes have passed) Here they come! (Car reappears)

*open the car door* The spammers' clock is precisely 5 minutes behind mine and still ticking!

Kyle: "Well done."

Spammer 2: "What happened?" (Sees me) "Look! It's Kyle 'the Ghost'!"

Kyle: "Not now." (To Cat) "What next?"

Well, I'm pretty sure you've seen the movie so I don't need to explain how everything works and blah blah blah, let's just get on with it.

*Cat and Kyle load the time machine with plutonium and set the time circuit to 18 December 2045*

I, Dr. Cat Lover, am about to send these annoying spammers away into the future. 30 years into the future. 30 whole years we won't have to put up with them.

Oh, no!

(Looks around) What's the matter?

They've found me, I don't know how but they've found me! RUN FOR IT KYLE!! !!

(White van approaches.)

Kyle: "Trouble, eh? We'll see about that." (Disappears)

(Van suddenly stops in place. It's tires have frozen.)

Kyle: (Floats out of the ground) "Voyager, beam them up."

(My spaceship, the Voyager, decloaks in the sky, and beams up the van)

Kyle: "Didn't see that coming, did you?"

Woohoo!! !

Right, quickly! Let's get rid of the spammers!

*Speeds up the car to 88 mph and releases it, car disappears*

Finally, they're gone! High-five, Kyle!

(High-five)

Yes, I have a train, The Ghost Express, a spaceship, the Voyager, and a submarine, the Atlantis.

Those that were in the white van were trolls. They have been dealt with.

All are gone now!

(Shoots off fireworks)

Wow, you two have quite the knack for making entertaining shows, Kyle and CL! Cooperative writing like that is really hard, so good going, guys! Moar?

Thanks! I would love to! In fact, you can play too, Skilpadde! Anyone can!

This is still a no spamming zone.

Another day for Spambusters on the job.