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Granted! but i am on a mac and it opens my sound preferences

HAH!! !

I wish for 886 to experience life with mid functioning autism and a neurological degenerative disorder

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. You have an XT 8008 PC. (866 what?)

I wish for A new PC!

GRANTED but it has windows vista and your computer only has 256MB RAM.

I wish I could get GTA 4 early

Granted! but its buggy as hell

I wish for the world to be made from neoprene...

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, the existance of straps has been terminated.

I wish for neoprene to be edible.

Granted! but Straps exist again

I wish neoprene were not edible and i were buried in millions of pounds of its soft squishy neoprene-ness

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! It crushes you and you die.

I wish to feel neoprene so I know what strapples is talking about.

Granted! but it feels so good you become obsessed with its soft squishyness (hint: wetsuits are made of neoprene)

I wish more people were obsessed with neoprene and straps like me

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but then you have to go bunjee jumping.

I wish I had a chocolate rabbit.

Granted, but it bites you and runs off! Additionally, its bite was poisoned and you are turning to chocolate.

I wish that it was socially acceptable for girls to shave their heads.

Granted. But you have horrid spots on your scalp!

I wish I wasn't depressed still.

Granted, but then you become depressed again when you realise the wish was worthless.

I wish the next poster will mention cheese.

You are so cheesy

I wish for the super vulcano at redstone to go off. (Try corrupting that one)

GRANTED but only a little smoke comes out.

I wish I had a faster internet connection

granted! Its so fast your computer explodes!

I wish to be mummy wrapped in a giant neoprene blood pressure cuff and be squished for eternity!

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! Your mummified body is discovered by explorers who unravel it and put it on display in a museum!

I wish the city kids would come to our city prepared for the winter instead of spending it whining about how cold it is.