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Got thrown out of the sporting goods store for falling asleep in a tennis shoe.

Can play one harmonica with each armpit simultaneously.

Can play a tuba with your nose.

Is without a doubt the world champion of playing a double-bass with her teeth.

Can play the saxophone with his eyeballs.

Can crash cymbals together with her earlobes.

Can play the drums with his nostrils.

Can play the keyboard, using prehensile nose hair.

Has played the piccolo in a hurricane before.

Before there were piccolo's in a hurricane, keyboards using prehensile nose hair, nostril drum playing, earlobe crash test dummies,
keyboard using prehensile nose hair in a bowl of sushi on her nose and a plate of Gouda cheese on her wig ,she tied on Queen Elizabeth II's throne for a scratching post, but didn't find it amusing, got thrown out of the furniture store for jumping on the quicksand then fell into a pet store that only sold hot parakeets and demanding a cold one for lunch and got thrown into a sporting goods store for falling asleep in a tuba,but Cannot play one harmonica with each armpit simultaneously unless a Tuna and a sardine supply an uplifting yet melancholy back beat on her teeth,
before that, she was a dust waxer, on the Moon!
(that's why the Moon is so shiny!)

Ventured to the moon to see if it really was made of Swiss cheese. ( To his dismay, it was actually mozzarella.)

Ventured to Mars to see if it was made of red lip stick.

Was dismayed to find out that not even one of Saturn's rings is made of gold.

She had been planning to wear it as a tiara.

Thought Freddie Mercury was born on the planet Mercury.

Thinks that the Milky Way really is millions of miles and billions of gallons of milk...just for her!

converted the Milky Way to the Imperial system
because America knows what's best for us!