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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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21 Aug 2007, 6:34 am

Hello. You have reached...Quatermass...'s phone. He can not be reached right now because he is thinking. Please leave a message after the sound of the drum. DUN!


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21 Aug 2007, 8:37 am

time to go kill some terrorists, this is my hunting rifle!! you dont want to be near while im in a bad mood.


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21 Aug 2007, 8:47 am

Your motherboard is so fat....



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21 Aug 2007, 1:18 pm

im stuck in a cartoon!! someone please disney pixar animate me!! i wanna be real!


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21 Aug 2007, 10:36 pm

I pick up keys and put them on laptop keyboards, all day long. Ah, the life of an assembly line robot!



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21 Aug 2007, 10:48 pm

"Can you understand this, Mr. Byam? Discipline is the thing. A seaman's a seaman. A captain's a captain. And a midshipman, Sir Joseph or no Sir Joseph, is the lowest form of animal life in the British Navy. "



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22 Aug 2007, 12:24 am

mmmmmm... kittyburger... :drool:



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22 Aug 2007, 2:30 am

Look at me! I am a floating head.


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22 Aug 2007, 2:32 am

Vulcans, like sociopaths but logicaler.


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22 Aug 2007, 2:47 am

If I can get that lovely Joan Welch into bed, I can die a happy man.

(Sorry, reference to the Aussie comedy Children of the Revolution, where a young female Aussie communist travels to Russia, meets Joe Stalin, he beds her, and keels over afterwards. The son, naturally enough, is called 'Joe')


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22 Aug 2007, 3:49 am

What! Never seen a drunk man before?


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22 Aug 2007, 3:53 am

Captain's Log 9764: I am hot stuff!

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22 Aug 2007, 5:38 am

Holy s*** it's Tim! Get in the car!


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22 Aug 2007, 5:57 am

Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition....


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22 Aug 2007, 7:38 am

ahh what a wild dream, i have a severe case if bedhead this am, weres my comb?


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22 Aug 2007, 5:38 pm

where is the letter 'H'?.... oh yeah, I found it.


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