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Technically it is impossible to be for eternity as eventually the planet would be destroyed, even if it when the sun dies. OK, theoretically you could possibly be lucky and avoid everything in space, but that would cause you problems with living! So I grant your wish on condition you would have to be dead and would have no sensation of the pressure.

I wish that that was a suitable answer

granted but strapples figures out a way to make it work

I wish i could live without breathing or any other type of life support... so theoretically i could live forever squished in my giant blood pressure cuff

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Granted, but you're still crushed to death and you die.

I wish for Dragonforce to write more music.

Granted! but it all sucks!

I wish it were impossible to die from compression

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Granted... it's boring at the bottom of the sea.

I wish the city kids would come to our city prepared for the winter instead of spending it whining about how cold it is.

Granted! but everyone by law must wear 3 neoprene wetsuits

I wish it were the law across the world that everyone must wear a neoprene wetsuit at all times

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Granted, it's hideous when people wear it and no one likes anyone anymore.

I wish for Serj Tankian to write a new album.

Granted... but because it was forced out, it's no where near as good as the old stuff and it's a flop.

I wish Our Lady Peace would come to Australia for a tour.

Granted! but she is shot by the prime minsters bodyguard

I wish to have a neoprene straitjacket...

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Wish denied... Our Lady Peace is a band, Strapples... all male at that.

I wish the band Our Lady Peace would come to Australia for a tour.

GRANTED! but they are all killed in a bombing...

I wish to have a neoprene straitjacket...

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GRANTED but there was a shipping error and you get a cotton straitjacket by mistake.

I wish I had a car.

Granted! its a piece of s**t car

I wish i had a neoprene straitjacket and no shipping errors

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Granted! The cargo plane crashes mid-flight due to a misguided missile.

I wish I had a decent car that could get me from A to B easily without chewing too much petrol.

Granted, it gets you from apartments A to apartments B.

I wish everyones soul could be improved.

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