BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for assumption. It's always assumption...OH CRUD! I assumed you were assuming. SELF-BAN GO!

Banned for self-banning. Stop before you go blind.

Banned for thinking self-banning blinds.

Banned: for having no blinds on your windows at home

Banned for replacing your window glass with mirrors to upset any Peeping Toms.

Banned: Because I have not had any experiences with Peeping Toms.

Banned for not being grateful for that fact......they are wierd.

Shakespeare was a Finn. Banned for not letting me to go into details.
Thou art banned. Banned.

Shakespeare was a Brit.

Not a Finn, nor any variety of Scandinavian, nor a Mongol or Paiute, nor a Watusi.

Thou art verily ill-informed.


(Glad thou art here, though thou art most assuredly and deservedly banned).

I have dozens of reasons to ban you. Above and foremost are,

1) I am not an Apache.
2) I am not a Paiute.
3) I am not an Iqqaluit.

...

See the pattern?

4+) I am not American.

What can I but ban you?

Thou art Banned for being no Norman, no Saxon, nor a Visigoth.

Visigoths never never ever attacked Finland. Banned for not being among them. (I know it makes no sense. Stay banned.)

Visigoths attacked everybody everywhere they could get to.

They probably would have attacked Finland if their horses had not gotten too tired.

Banned for not banning.

Now, how do I put it in simple English?
Visi means west. Ostro means east. See, Visigoths and Ostrogoths? Either nation knew nothing about horses. Horse was invented in Arabia. Meanwhile, the Goths traveled in oxcarts. Ox.

Banned for banning a non-banning post.