Corrupt A Wish

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Granted: Everybodies' souls can be improved... because you have just broken them all with your wish.

I wish people would stop hearing "religion" when I am saying "Faith".

(And no making them hear "Fanatism or something other like that, you will have to do better then that.)

Granted, you are transported to south America during the Inca times without any clue how to speak their language.

I wish Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft) was discovered to use Linux at home by journalists.

Granted! But you start using windows!

[serious wish]I wish Macs were the dominant computer [/serious wish]

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Granted: Macs take over, and the game industry takes a dive.

I wish I wasn't getting sick

Granted! you have the same neurological disease i have. you are not sick, but you are diseased.

I wish i could get a Macintosh Panasonic Toughbook

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Granted, but it bluescreens every time you attempt to start it.

I wish that I was able to read people's thoughts.

Granted! but everyone in the world starts thinking about neoprene

I wish to have a neoprene wetsuit

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

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Granted, but it weighs 1,000 pounds and you drown.

I wish for it to feel like I'm actually 18..

Granted! but now you must work a boring job as a bank teller

I wish to not have to swim even though i have a wetsuit

(Cant swim in real life anyways...)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, it bursts into flames when exposed to air.

I wish for Strapples to have an invincible neoprene wetsuit.

Granted! no corruption, though this could be corruption since its so tight he has a hard time typing.

I wish for 886 to get an uncorruptable wish

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted...NOT! Doing that is impossible. He will only recive a semi corruptable wish instead.
I wish I had a better washer and dryer.

Granted! it gets so hot your clothing comes out as DUST

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I wish that people didn't forget to write down wishes so often.

Granted but writing them does no good as we need them to be typed to see them.

I wish computers were less complex.

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granted... though in exchange for simpler computers, doorknobs, salad forks, newspapers, and lamps have become infinitely more complex to compensate...