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jrjones9933
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22 Apr 2014, 6:35 am

Banned for wanting wild animals tied up beautifully with rope all over the place.



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22 Apr 2014, 6:38 am

Banned because I was going to get someone else to do the actual tying up part.



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22 Apr 2014, 9:31 am

Banned because I am getting rather tired of waiting for someone to untie Moomingirl, so that I can use that twine for macramé.


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22 Apr 2014, 12:11 pm

Banned: For using moomingirl string to mka macaroni.


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22 Apr 2014, 12:19 pm

Banned because y'all are just sitting around, talking about macrame, when there is a poor Moomin all tied up in the back of somebody's trunk somewhere. Somebody, please, do something!



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22 Apr 2014, 12:23 pm

Banned for promoting string macaroni with plastic polony.... Looks more like the type of twine used to gift wrap scented homemade soap.
If moomingirl really wanted to, she could break out easily...

Anyway, it's used for banning string / twine / thread now, so there!



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22 Apr 2014, 2:48 pm

Banned for remaining so casually unconcerned about the safety of the scented homemade soap!



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22 Apr 2014, 3:28 pm

Banned: Because I'm sure homemade scented soap has been proven safe.


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22 Apr 2014, 4:17 pm

Banned: For ensuring the safety of soup.


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22 Apr 2014, 4:35 pm

Banned for unsafely scenting my homemade soup.



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22 Apr 2014, 4:39 pm

Banned: For washing your face in unsafe scented soup.


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22 Apr 2014, 6:32 pm

Banned for not making antibacterial garlic soup.



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22 Apr 2014, 10:56 pm

Banned for wanting garlic antibiotic soup



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23 Apr 2014, 6:34 am

Banned for taste policing



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23 Apr 2014, 10:19 am

Banned: For tasing the police.


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23 Apr 2014, 10:28 am

^^^ Is that meant to be tasting, teasing or tasering?

Some cops desrve option 3...

Banned for not making yourself very clear.