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SonicMisaki
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05 Sep 2010, 12:06 pm

SMILE AND WAVE AT THE CAMERUUUH.

(inserts a wild take)

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Brainfre3ze_93
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05 Sep 2010, 9:24 pm

You received a disgruntled man!
* inserts a quarter *

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reginaterrae
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05 Sep 2010, 10:36 pm

You receive a quarter of a car wash, front right quarter-panel only.

*inserts 75 cents*

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Brainfre3ze_93
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06 Sep 2010, 7:30 am

You received a can of soda!
* inserts a quarter *

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reginaterrae
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06 Sep 2010, 8:23 pm

You receive a cubic yard of potting soil.

*inserts a trowel*

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adora
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06 Sep 2010, 10:45 pm

You get a 50lb bag of dandelions
*inserts quarter*

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Brainfre3ze_93
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07 Sep 2010, 10:08 am

You received a six foot shovel!
* inserts a quarter *

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adora
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07 Sep 2010, 10:14 am

You get George Washington's false teeth
*inserts a quarter*

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Brainfre3ze_93
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07 Sep 2010, 10:16 am

You received a piece of Abraham Lincoln's beard!
* inserts a quarter *

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07 Sep 2010, 10:22 am

You receive a free membership to the Hair Club for Men

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reginaterrae
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07 Sep 2010, 7:29 pm

Having inserted nothing, you receive nothing but weeds. Having forgotten that you inserted nothing, you tend the weeds all season long wondering when they will be ready to harvest.

Inserts the number of your local poison control center.

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