Corrupt A Wish

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I wish for a Nintendo Wi-Fi USB connector.

(your supposed to make a wish TrubPotto)

Granted... but you plug it into a virus-infected Windows XP computer that damages your DS beyond repair.

I wish I could actually remove lyrics from "Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart" so I can use it for my parody.

Granted! The new lyrics are
"If you want me, you can't have me,
but if you need me, you can knead me!"

I wish Strapples gets squashed by a Sumo Wrestler
AND GETS TO SWIM AGAIN
NO CORRUPTIONS!! !! !!

*BUZZER!* Wish denied! Wishes must be corrupted, so...
Strapples just finds himself on a ocean planet.
I wish that everyone was more creative and had better ideas, and used them for the better cause.

Granted: Everyone has better ideas now, but people still disagree on what the right cause is, so all your wish really did was make people fight with vastly improved weapons.

I wish I hadn't forgotten all about my math homework. (Going back to school tomorrow and I better be done before that.)

Granted! but you forget to breathe and die

I wish to be able go in a G-Force centrifuge

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the gravity sucks all the hair off your body.
I wish You Can't Do That on TV was still on TV

Granted! But people lobby for it to be canned again.

I wish the world wasn't so Politically Correct and people didn't get offended by things which are based on truth!

Granted, but what they consider truth vastly differs from what others consider truth - and thus your comments still are not socially acceptable.

I wish I could shave my head and my parents and bf wouldn't freak out.

Granted! but they shave their heads too

I wish i had more neoprene straps on my powerchair

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted but your powerchair is obsolete and is replaced by a neoprene proof powerchair.

I wish I had psychic powers and could read peoples minds over great distances by sheer will power.

granted, but you find out that someone you love is turned on by goatse* and are scarred for life from reading his thoughts.

I wish that I had a quicker Linux-compatible computer.

*if you don't know what that is, don't google it!

Granted, but you can't seem to find the power cable.

I wish more people knew what sea monkeys were.

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Granted but now sea monkeys are one thousand times the size of humans and now keep us as small pets.

I wish I could have wonderful chocolate cake and tasty milk all the day long whenever I wanted it.

Granted, but you get extremely obese on all the cake and milk, you develop a thyroid condition from all the calcium and you die from malnutrition.

I wish you could buy laptops with Windows XP pre-installed in the place of Vista.

Granted, but the Upcoming Windows 7 turns out to be much better.

I wish I hadn't found out all the new tracks in Mario Kart Wii.