BANNED (The Game)

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Oh, Susannah, won't you ban for me?

I really, really need a ban for jrjones9933.....

99 users to ban from the site,
99 users to ban;
You shut one down from browsing around--
98 users to ban from the site!
...

This is the ban that doesn't end
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started posting here, not knowing what this was
And they'll continue being banned forever, just because ...

Cat's foot iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid ban

I like to BAN and I cannot lie
You other banners can't deny
That when a person walks in with an attitude in place
And getting up in my face
They get BANNED!! !



Yeah, that's right ...

Baby Got BANNED!! !

Banned for writing a poem.

Banned: for being correct, since this isn't a poem writing thread. Or a thread for being correct.

Love me tender, love me true,

You are banned for being blue.....

Banned: for not getting me some new blue suede shoes.

Banned for not serving me a blue adult beverage.

ed for being on the top of a page again

Banned: For drinking too many cheeky vimto's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5GVrp8obC0

Particle man’s Particle-Ban
Banning the things a particle can
What’d they do? It's not important
Particle-banned.

Are they a mom, or are they a vet?
Have they reached a nice post count yet?
Or do they all get banned instead?
Nobody knows; Particle-banned.

Triangle man’s Triangle-Ban
Triangle ban hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle-banned.

Universe man’s Universe-Ban
Sick-of-the-entire-universe banned
Unusually kind when slapping hands
Universe-banned.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet, everybody’s banned
Powerful man, universe-banned.

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with frequent bans
Lives his life in a garbage can
‘Cause he’s person-banned.

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Is he totally access-less?
Who gave that guy a perma-ban?
A degraded man, person-banned.

Triangle man’s Triangle-Ban
Triangle ban hates person man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle-banned.

Banished to the land of the banned, aka the banned land.

They Might Be Banned, but you and Theta definitely are.

I can't get no satisfaction...

I can't get no 'jones' reaction,

So I try,

And I try,

And I try,

Yes, I try.....

I can't get no satisfaction.

So I ban jrjones9933 and feel much better about everything.