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25 Mar 2007, 6:31 pm

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25 Mar 2007, 6:52 pm

Is jealous of hyperdigital people.

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25 Mar 2007, 7:48 pm

is polycephalic.


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25 Mar 2007, 7:53 pm

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25 Mar 2007, 7:56 pm

Once bit the head off of an eagle Ozzie Osborn style.



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25 Mar 2007, 7:59 pm

ahayes wrote:
Once bit the head off of an eagle Ozzie Osborn style.

ahayes once bit the head off of Ozzie Osborn eagle style.


(It didn't take)


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25 Mar 2007, 8:06 pm

Once killed a kangaroo by setting off C4 in it's pouch.



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25 Mar 2007, 8:09 pm

ahayes wrote:
Once killed a kangaroo by setting off C4 in it's pouch.

pities the pouch, but not the kangaroo. :?


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25 Mar 2007, 8:35 pm

lives in a trashcan



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25 Mar 2007, 8:36 pm

Makes all her margaritas in a trash-can.



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25 Mar 2007, 9:03 pm

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25 Mar 2007, 9:18 pm

has brain cancer



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25 Mar 2007, 9:20 pm

Has testicular cancer despite her lack of testiculars.



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25 Mar 2007, 10:42 pm

likes wearing his mom's clothes



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25 Mar 2007, 10:43 pm

She does something of such an inappropriate nature that I wouldn't even be able to post about it in the adult forum.



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26 Mar 2007, 2:20 am

washes his cats with his own tongue