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rocklobster
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25 Mar 2008, 10:59 am

Granted, but now you've totally forgotten how to play the game!
I wish I could visit Narnia by going into my closet.

Neale
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25 Mar 2008, 3:35 pm

Granted, but now you have to list "Entrance to Narnia" in any real estate disclosures.

I wish a had an AMC Gremlin to love and drive.

darkstone100
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25 Mar 2008, 4:59 pm

GRANTED but the doors were welded shut.
I wish I could get my glasses tomorrow.

AndersTheAspie
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25 Mar 2008, 5:49 pm

Granted: but because of a mistake when ordering them, you get two wine glasses.

I wish for there to be no more freak snowstorms hitting Denmark untill December! (Seriously, 3 at easter time are more than enough)

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26 Mar 2008, 12:50 am

Granted. You have twice as many Sandstorms.

I wish I could read people's minds.

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GoatOnFire
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26 Mar 2008, 2:08 am

Granted, you read my mind and regret it badly

I wish my mind wasn't so dirty and evil

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TheAPERSON
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26 Mar 2008, 7:01 am

Granted, but you lose all your friends because they are dirty and evil

I wish GAME's Mario Kart torunament was held in Swindon.

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Thatmew
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26 Mar 2008, 3:26 pm

Granted, but you win by default by being the only person to show up. No one else had it yet!

I truthfully wish more pepole would read, and truthfully comment on my blogs.

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AndersTheAspie
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26 Mar 2008, 3:40 pm

Granted: But every single comment on your blog has the words "You suck!" in it.

I wish for flying pigs and for the watermellons to revolt.

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Strange how that worked out isn't it?

CA_NES
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26 Mar 2008, 6:09 pm

Granted, everything people have promised to do "when pigs fly" has now came true (ex. I now have a gf ) and since the watermelons have revolted, they are now shooting seeds at us.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

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darkstone100
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26 Mar 2008, 8:08 pm

Granted but now your feet hurt.
I wish it was winter again

KingofKaboom
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26 Mar 2008, 8:09 pm

Granted but now your snow bound and eat your own frozen feet.

I wish I could levitate.

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Thatmew
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26 Mar 2008, 9:57 pm

Granted. But we all could do that if we consetrated really hard. Now, with 0g we just adapt and float, abandon our cars, and stop polluting so much.
Oops. I wish I had a dougnut.

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Strapples
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26 Mar 2008, 9:59 pm

Granted, but its made of cat puke

I wish to be buried in a million pounds of soft squishy warm neoprene

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

CA_NES
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26 Mar 2008, 10:56 pm

(that is quite okay if my feet hurt, I am used to it)
Granted, but it is now -90 degrees F.

I wish my moms computer would arrive.

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Sanity is Overated :alien:

If ANYONE on WP needs someone to talk to, just send me a PM. I have tons of free time, and like helping people.

Strapples
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26 Mar 2008, 10:57 pm

Granted, but its broken

i wish i could have a 5000 pound sumo wrestler girl whos arms are so large they wrap me up completely hug me tightly while sticky and warm

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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