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TallyMan
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12 Sep 2010, 5:36 am

You receive a demonstration from the plumber's union for inserting said pipe yourself.

*inserts a riot control police squad*


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12 Sep 2010, 7:31 am

You received an anvil!
* inserts a quarter *


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12 Sep 2010, 10:13 am

You win a hammer.

*inserts a pair of tongs*


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12 Sep 2010, 10:45 am

You get something hot!

*inserts some oven gloves*


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12 Sep 2010, 11:32 am

You receive A CHICKEN! A GIANT CHICKEN!

(inserts Flashbolt)


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12 Sep 2010, 4:17 pm

You received a bottle of Gatorade!
* inserts a quarter *


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13 Sep 2010, 7:16 am

You win a trophy.

*inserts a bottle of champagne*


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13 Sep 2010, 7:44 am

You received a cork!
* inserts a quarter *


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13 Sep 2010, 8:27 am

You receive a glass of grape juice.

*inserts a corkscrew*


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14 Sep 2010, 8:28 am

You receive a bottle of 'off' wine.

*inserts a call to the waiter*


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14 Sep 2010, 6:49 pm

You are shown to the door.

*inserts a dishrag*


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14 Sep 2010, 8:41 pm

You get called to the kitchen of said restaurant.

*inserts coin with Washington's face on it worth exactly one fourth of a dollar*


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14 Sep 2010, 9:18 pm

You get 4 coins with Lincoln's face on them, worth exactly 1/100th of a dollar each.

*inserts a daisy*


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15 Sep 2010, 2:21 am

You receive a daisy chain.

*inserts a chain letter*



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15 Sep 2010, 6:24 am

You get caught up in a Ponzi scheme.

Sends you a Fwd: fwd: fwd:


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15 Sep 2010, 6:36 am

Congratulations, a bank manager in Nigeria wants to share $40 million with you, just as soon as you give him your bank details.

*inserts a spam block*