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My name is Mud.
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis.
My name is Mud.
It's always been.
'Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen.
I dress in blue--yes navy blue.
From head to toe I'm rather drab,
except my patent shoes.
I make 'em shine.
Well most the time.
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this "friend of mine".
Six foot two and rude as hell.
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
My name is Mud.

My name is Mud.
But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie.
That's long for Mud.
So I've been told.
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before be
bloated blue and cold.
I've got by pride.
I drink my wine.
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime
in several months--or were it years?
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.
We had our words, a common spat.
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
My name is Mud.

I'm posting on WP and I win for now...

I win

goodmorning dear nuts ! ! here is your winner again
hi samouraisaxen, what time have you got?

I see it around me, I see it in everything.

I could be so much more than this.

I said my goodbye's this is my sundown.

I'm gonna be so much more than this.

With one hand high, you'll show them your progress.

You'll take your time, but no one cares.

No one cares


Mornin' all you 'last to post'-ers!

Mornin Starr , seen Jameson yet?

Hia AFTL It may be a little early for the Court Jester, but on the other hand, now I've said that he'll probably post straight after me, lol.

how is the fair starr today ?

swosh. I WIN

NIW I .hsows

i win, morning Raph