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I have to have a wisdom tooth taken out on Monday now who can I blame yes that's right YOU!! !!

The existence of those wretched so-called wisdom teeth is entirely your fault.

It's your fault that you are entirely at fault.

It's your fault for your dog having a funnel around his neck.

why did you steal my sideburns you bastard? were did you put them?
You're always doing things like that and I'm sick of it.

l blame you for not allowing me to orgasm under the Weeping Willow.

What's the deal with you and trees anyway? I doing you a favor ok. It's sick.

And I didn't want to bring this up because I know you're a good friend and you've been through a lot but that was 2 years ago. It's time to start taking responsibility for your life.
You were going to stay for two weeks. When are you going to start looking for a job. You're always just lying on the couch, smoking my stash, and I can't remember the last time you paid rent.

Welcomed to WP, Whirr!

And regarding your nasty couch, upon which kraftiekortie reclines, it is just a doggie bed with pretentions, and

regarding your stash, you really need to cut down, and regarding your rent, y'all are living in an abandoned barn, so

you do not even pay rent!

All of which is your own fault for losing that $100,000,000 winning lottery ticket!

You just sit and point your finger so you won't feel like you have to do anything. You blame it all away and then wonder why you are so miserable. You are in love with misery more than anything else. You would give up food before you ever take responsibility for the way your life is. It has always been your fault.

This obsession you have with newts is getting out of hand. There was one in my shower this morning and I almost stepped on it. Last week when I brought my imaginary girlfriend over she completely freaked when she noticed one crawling up the wall. I can't live like this anymore.

You have decimated me with your rotors, sir! Why must you brandish them? Oh why? Stop! You're oppressing me with that fetid air! Why? Oh Why must you torture me? What I have done to deserve this? Are you part of the Majority who wants to Helicopter its way to power?

And for one man to elevate himself above others offends you sir? For shame. Does not the moon and the very earth itself cross the universe in a circular fashion?

ne'er will I join the square masses

It's your fault... "What is?" you may ask. Exactly!

You have offended the Wolfman! He's so sad that he can't even growl (and his fangs hurt!) Why have you told your mommy on me? All I did was bite you playfully. Darn it: Now I'm going to be expelled from the Wolf's Den! It's all your fault! Darn it all!

Oh yes, place the blame on someone else. Will you never cease your incessant pouting. I did not sleep a wink because of your constant howling, and daybreak found me craving a cup of tea as never before yet no matter how hard I looked I found none. But I suppose you wouldn't know anything about that.

You blow hot air! For goodness sake, do stop being such a motormouth! The soldiers are fighting for your piggy-back services, without which they will die a gangrenous death.