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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Banned for not replying in rhyme.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,514Location: UK
Banned: I didn't realise it was a crime.
Banned for referring to organ donors without explaining which organs they are offering.
Banned: Are you in need of an electric organ?
Banned for not listing a battery-powered tuba for sale.
Banned: For playing the wurlitzer at the stroke of midnight.
Banned for lurking outside of military bases at night with your trumpet, then playing ' Reveille' loudly at two in the morning.
Banned: For eating raviolli at 2am during a full moon.
Banned for making home-made ravioli with anchovy paste for stuffing.
Banned: for stuffing a live turkey.
Banned for thinking that the citizens of Turkeys are a bunch of big birds.
Banned: for eating KFC in Pizza Hut.
Banned for using a week-old pizza as a Frisbee for your dog.
banned: For steam rolling your dog and using it as a pizza base.
Banned for steam-rolling your neighbor's go-cart for being too noisy.
Banned: For go-carting down the motorway.