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15 Jun 2014, 3:14 pm

Banned for not replying in rhyme.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:15 pm

Banned: I didn't realise it was a crime.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:20 pm

Banned for referring to organ donors without explaining which organs they are offering.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:21 pm

Banned: Are you in need of an electric organ?


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15 Jun 2014, 3:24 pm

Banned for not listing a battery-powered tuba for sale.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:26 pm

Banned: For playing the wurlitzer at the stroke of midnight.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:29 pm

Banned for lurking outside of military bases at night with your trumpet, then playing ' Reveille' loudly at two in the morning.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:34 pm

Banned: For eating raviolli at 2am during a full moon.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:35 pm

Banned for making home-made ravioli with anchovy paste for stuffing.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:36 pm

Banned: for stuffing a live turkey.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:38 pm

Banned for thinking that the citizens of Turkeys are a bunch of big birds.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:41 pm

Banned: for eating KFC in Pizza Hut.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:42 pm

Banned for using a week-old pizza as a Frisbee for your dog.


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15 Jun 2014, 3:43 pm

banned: For steam rolling your dog and using it as a pizza base.


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15 Jun 2014, 4:04 pm

Banned for steam-rolling your neighbor's go-cart for being too noisy.


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15 Jun 2014, 4:05 pm

Banned: For go-carting down the motorway.


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