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Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,546Location: Over there
Does Attila the Hun impressions with a French accent.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,091Location: UK
Was a none talking extra in the original Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory movie.
Once stood on the Queen Mother.
Is the backing singer in a one man band.
Has a troupe of dancing bluebottles.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Tried dancing with the Green Fairy from a bottle of absinthe, but she spitefully turned him into a Sealyham.
Insults pizzas.
Likes to eat bubble wrap.
Can tell the difference between Stork and butter.
^^Can't you?^^ Wears two left boots.
Wears her boots, all twelve pairs, balanced on her head.
Plays guitar with her pointed ears.
Uses her guitar to swat Mosquitos.
Likes mosquitoes
Her bicycle tire went flat, so she rode a capybara to the store.
has a hobbyhorse in a stable.