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23 Jun 2014, 12:43 am

Mounts heads of cabbage on each picket spike around their yard as a warning to other cabbages.



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23 Jun 2014, 12:54 am

Plays the bagpipes underwater.


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23 Jun 2014, 1:21 am

Fatal-Noogie wrote:
Plays the bagpipes underwater.


I want to hear this, so badly.

Cuts his hair with a Claymore.



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23 Jun 2014, 3:44 am

Planted his bogies and grew a pair of nostrils.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:58 am

Planted a stamp and grew a box of envelopes.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:03 am

Always carries a cork in her pocket.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:35 am

Tried to remove the cork from an expensive bottle of wine with a pitchfork.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:42 am

Uses a pitchfork to pick her nose.


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23 Jun 2014, 6:02 am

had to get engaged to a tuning fork to find out if she could marry a piano in a Chevy


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23 Jun 2014, 8:26 am

Plays Ragtime on a piano in the middle of a pedestrian crossing, with his nose.



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23 Jun 2014, 9:24 am

Plays jazz on saxophone while riding a unicycle


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23 Jun 2014, 9:48 am

Plays 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by tapping her teeth with a cowrie shell.


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23 Jun 2014, 9:55 am

Plays "Stairway to Heaven" by slapping the stair bannister.


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23 Jun 2014, 11:34 am

Tried to knit a jumper using newts.


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23 Jun 2014, 12:25 pm

Walks 800 miles every day.


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23 Jun 2014, 1:51 pm

Plays hopscotch on the roof.

At 3:00 A.M.


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