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TallyMan
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28 Sep 2010, 2:16 pm

You receive a long thin parcel in plain discrete wrapper.

*inserts some batteries*


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Booyakasha
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28 Sep 2010, 2:37 pm

You receive some undies.

*Inserts detergent, and a washing machine*



TallyMan
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28 Sep 2010, 2:45 pm

You receive a clean white bra with a slight shade of pink and some red socks.

*inserts some bleach*


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Booyakasha
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28 Sep 2010, 2:48 pm

You receive some dirty dishes.

*inserts a dish-washer, manual and a dictionary*



TallyMan
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28 Sep 2010, 2:50 pm

You receive a confused TallyMan :wink:

*inserts bowl of chocolate ice cream*


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Booyakasha
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28 Sep 2010, 2:59 pm

Teehee :)

You receive a spoon.

*Inserts a hankie*



TallyMan
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28 Sep 2010, 3:01 pm

You receive an English gentleman picking it up for you.

*inserts a game of lawn polo followed by afternoon tea*


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KittenWithAWhip
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28 Sep 2010, 8:46 pm

You receive polite English applause.

*inserts the crown jewels*


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reginaterrae
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29 Sep 2010, 7:20 am

You receive a jock strap.

*inserts a box of band-aids*


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10 Oct 2010, 4:10 am

You receive a boo boo.

*inserts lollipop*


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10 Oct 2010, 7:53 am

You received an angry Dentist!
* inserts a quarter *


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10 Oct 2010, 9:27 am

A Vacuum Lamp, a ring, and a border collie, sir.

(inserts pinball)


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KittenWithAWhip
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10 Oct 2010, 2:24 pm

You receive a TILT warning.

*inserts a skeeball*


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10 Oct 2010, 5:11 pm

You received a ticket!
* inserts a quarter *


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10 Oct 2010, 7:57 pm

Aww I already have a ticket and I haven't paid it yet :(

You get a 100 doller bill! Oh wait it's plastic...

*inserts a grenade pin*


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10 Oct 2010, 8:25 pm

grenade explodes in your hand but you're an animated character and as such not bound by the constraints of logic so you survive... YAY!

*jimmies the lock on the change compartment*


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