Elephant Cutlet
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A man was walking down the street and sees a new restaurant named The Cutlet Diner.
Curious about it, he walks in, is seated, and asks "What do you serve here?"
The waiter answered "We serve cutlets."
The customer asked "What kind cutlets?"
The water responded with "We have all kinds of cutlets. Any kind of cutlet you want, we have it."
So the customer thought about it a minute and said, "Well, I would like an elephant cutlet, then."
The waiter looked surprised but said "Very well, sir" and went to the kitchen. After a couple of minutes he came back and asked "How many are in your party, sir?"
The customer answered "It's just me. I'm dining alone."
The waiter responded, "Then, I am afraid we will have to ask you to order something else."
The customer was surprised and said "I thought you served elephant cutlets!"
The waiter answered, "Yes, but surely you don't expect us to cut up our elephant for only one cutlet."