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Granted but now everyone else has 10X the bad luck and your sad for them all the time.

I wish wasn't attractive sometimes and more common not ugly just plain and normal looking (b/c boyfriends take it out on me when their girls look and it's tiring....)

Poof - you get your wish...but then at midnight you turn into a marshmallow.

I wish I had a decent pair of high heels that didn't hurt.

Granted but now your a man.

I wish I had some cake right now.

Granted, you now look like me!! !

I wish for a better car design.

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Granted, but the car design is bought by oil companies and is never seen again

I wish I Latin was spoken by everyone on the planet, including me.

Granted but it's pig latin and everyone gets annoyed with the way they speak so they all become mutes.

I wish I could have one of those 32" pizzas if heard about.

Granted, but it's a sauerkraut-pizza and you are forced to eat it entirely despite it tasting horrible.

I wish I could find my WiFi-PCMCIA card for my laptop.

Granted, but then you lose it again.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Granted, you get no homework at all (you'll be kicked out of school).

I wish I wouldn't need to sleep.

Granted: you no longer need sleep because you no longer care about going crazy with lack of sleep.

I wish I didn't have a history test tomorrow.

Granted but now you have test in all your other classes.

I wish I could speak different languages

granted but they're dead languages(and not the cool ones) and no one can understand you.

I wish I had new shoes

Granted! they are stolen!

I wish there were more soft squishy people in this world who like receiving and giving hugs

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Granted but they are to busy huging each other to hug you.
i wish my new thread won't die out to fast.

Granted it dies after 10 days

I wish there were lots of soft squishy people in this world who hug me a lot

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granted but now your so squishy you can't feel them
I wish I could get laid by beautiful women.