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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,090Location: UK
Mows the lawn at 4am.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Makes crop circles in the lawns of neighbors she dislikes.
Trained the neighbours cat to sing The Sex Pistols: Friggin In The Riggin.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
has a glow in the dark upper lip used to attract vast swarms of atlas moths.
Has glow in the dark toenails which makes nighttime hiking quite pleasant. As long as it does not snow.
has functioning corkscrews in place of toenails.
Uses corkscrews to etch his name on legal documents.
Went to the all you can eat buffet and ate the tablecloths, lampshades and got kicked out before she started on the chef.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 84,512Location: United Kingdom
Wears a "Nil By Mouth" label when she goes to a restaurant.
Wears a t-shirt with a picture of his own face on it.
Has a picture of her own face in every Police Station in town!
falls up the stairs every night.
Throws up on the stairs every night
Throws stones at lollipop ladies.
Lollipop ladies run a mile when they see her.
Caused a pile up in Aldi.