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23 Jun 2014, 3:15 pm

Mows the lawn at 4am.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:19 pm

Makes crop circles in the lawns of neighbors she dislikes.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:23 pm

Trained the neighbours cat to sing The Sex Pistols: Friggin In The Riggin.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:34 pm

has a glow in the dark upper lip used to attract vast swarms of atlas moths.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:38 pm

Has glow in the dark toenails which makes nighttime hiking quite pleasant.

As long as it does not snow.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:42 pm

has functioning corkscrews in place of toenails.


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23 Jun 2014, 3:57 pm

Uses corkscrews to etch his name on legal documents.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:13 pm

Went to the all you can eat buffet and ate the tablecloths, lampshades and got kicked out before she started on the chef.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:43 pm

Wears a "Nil By Mouth" label when she goes to a restaurant.



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23 Jun 2014, 4:43 pm

Wears a t-shirt with a picture of his own face on it.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:48 pm

Has a picture of her own face in every Police Station in town!



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23 Jun 2014, 4:49 pm

falls up the stairs every night.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:50 pm

Throws up on the stairs every night



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23 Jun 2014, 4:51 pm

Throws stones at lollipop ladies.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:52 pm

Lollipop ladies run a mile when they see her.



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23 Jun 2014, 4:53 pm

Caused a pile up in Aldi.


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