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23 Jun 2014, 4:54 pm

Started a protest at Aldi to raise their prices.


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23 Jun 2014, 4:56 pm

Bought everything in Aldi and it still came to under £5


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23 Jun 2014, 4:56 pm

Barred from Aldi for impersonating a checkout lady



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23 Jun 2014, 4:58 pm

Is the face of Aldi in 10 different countries.


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23 Jun 2014, 5:00 pm

Only takes her car to Aldi to do a ram raid.



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23 Jun 2014, 5:03 pm

Did a ram raid at the pound shop with a real live ram.


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23 Jun 2014, 5:05 pm

Has to ask the prices in the Pound Shop.



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23 Jun 2014, 5:06 pm

Tried to sell himself in the pound shop.


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23 Jun 2014, 5:09 pm

Failed the personality test for employment in the Pound Shop.



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23 Jun 2014, 5:11 pm

Failed the maths test for employment in the pound shop.


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23 Jun 2014, 5:17 pm

Wanted to run a Pound Shop franchise in Harrods



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23 Jun 2014, 5:19 pm

Talks to turkeys


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23 Jun 2014, 5:21 pm

Was a turkey in a past life



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23 Jun 2014, 5:21 pm

Throws chickens at turkeys


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23 Jun 2014, 5:28 pm

Is writing a novel in which all the characters are turkeys.



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23 Jun 2014, 5:29 pm

Is writing on a turkey right now.


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