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23 Jun 2014, 6:22 pm

Demanded a cake-topper that looked like himself, for his last birthday, but all they had was Eskimos and Priests of Cthulhu.


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23 Jun 2014, 6:52 pm

Once tripped over a cosmic superstring and demanded to know who put it there.



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23 Jun 2014, 7:03 pm

Ties up Christmas presents with String Theory.


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23 Jun 2014, 7:07 pm

Poured some superfluidic space down the drain to de-clog it.



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23 Jun 2014, 7:28 pm

Uses a black hole as a garbage dispenser.


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23 Jun 2014, 7:50 pm

Used an actual comet to clean his shower tile.



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24 Jun 2014, 12:34 am

can name every single inhabitant of Vladivostok, Russia, and his/her favorite color.


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24 Jun 2014, 8:56 am

Attempted to paint the Cathedral of St. Basil a single color.....lime green.


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24 Jun 2014, 11:03 am

Has a crush on the personification of a country.


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24 Jun 2014, 11:12 am

Had a crush on Ivan the Terrible, but he wouldn't commit to a relationship.


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24 Jun 2014, 11:48 am

Is a bigger fan of Ivan's brother actually; Igor The Moderately Unpleasant.



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24 Jun 2014, 11:59 am

Sent roses every day, with romantic poetry, to their sister Svetlana the Merciless and Kleptomaniacal.

She responded by stealing his heart.


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24 Jun 2014, 12:13 pm

Has knuckles the size of grapefruit on all three hands.


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24 Jun 2014, 12:20 pm

Made Martinis for guests, but ran out of vodka.

Used isopropyl 70%.

His cocktail party was said to be the event of the season.


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24 Jun 2014, 12:23 pm

Had a crush on Franklin D. Roosevelt, then found out he was dead.



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24 Jun 2014, 12:57 pm

Is infatuated with Franklin Pierce, even though he's been dead for longer.


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