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24 Jun 2014, 3:00 pm

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24 Jun 2014, 3:14 pm

Cut his lawn with a pair of scissors, whilst leaning out of his top bedroom window.


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24 Jun 2014, 3:44 pm

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24 Jun 2014, 4:04 pm

Cleaned his windows with Pepto Bismol.


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25 Jun 2014, 12:37 am

Invented a 1-person 12-wheeled bicycle. (Duodecycle.)



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25 Jun 2014, 12:52 am

can turn paper into aluminium foil by yelling at it.


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25 Jun 2014, 5:47 am

I would like to order a Sorbet a grunting peasant and an imploding nonchalance for diner tonight

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25 Jun 2014, 9:45 am

Once upon a time the spaceman made perfect sense.


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25 Jun 2014, 1:23 pm

Cleans her glasses with sandpaper.



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25 Jun 2014, 1:29 pm

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25 Jun 2014, 1:55 pm

Wears a pie on her head.


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25 Jun 2014, 2:22 pm

Saw to it that the carpet wears an upside-down pie.



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25 Jun 2014, 2:23 pm

Throws banana skins on his carpet.


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25 Jun 2014, 2:24 pm

Throws a banana bunch in the back seat and plays Mario Kart on the freeway.



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25 Jun 2014, 2:26 pm

Throws mushy peas at the birds.


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25 Jun 2014, 2:28 pm

Throws mush at mush.