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Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,546Location: Over there
Tried to write a letter using a frog on a stick.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,090Location: UK
Cut his lawn with a pair of scissors, whilst leaning out of his top bedroom window.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
likes to roleplay as the ottoman empire.
Cleaned his windows with Pepto Bismol.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Invented a 1-person 12-wheeled bicycle. (Duodecycle.)
can turn paper into aluminium foil by yelling at it.
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
I would like to order a Sorbet a grunting peasant and an imploding nonchalance for diner tonight chop chop!
Once upon a time the spaceman made perfect sense.
Cleans her glasses with sandpaper.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Wears polarized sunglasses. On each shoulder.
Wears a pie on her head.
Saw to it that the carpet wears an upside-down pie.
Throws banana skins on his carpet.
Throws a banana bunch in the back seat and plays Mario Kart on the freeway.
Throws mushy peas at the birds.
Throws mush at mush.