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Can suck his own elbow.

Can touch her tongue to her nose after circling around the back of her head with it.

Can touch other peoples nose with his tongue after wrapping it round the whole house.

Rings doorbells with her front teeth.

Wears a doorbell on a chain round her neck.

The chain around her neck has a locket, with a picture of Benjamin Disraeli.

Has a picture of a toilet on her living room wall.

Convinced the year is 1942, is keeping wombats for "the war effort."

Believes that the government should declare war on Atlantis, for being so hard to find.

A fake version of her father stepped into the house without acknowledging her. He sat down in a chair, pulled a corncob pipe from the pocket of a ridiculous pair of multicolored overalls, and began smoking. Her mouth dropped open in shock. Why are you smoking in my house when it is not permitted?? she asked. Fake father didn't reply. He ripped off his shoes and stuck his bare feet in the mashed potatoes and chicken pot pie she'd cooked for dinner. Her face turned red as a beet and a vein on her forehead started throbbing. IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR SMELLY OLD FEET OFF MY TABLE THIS INSTANT... she began, but was interrupted by a knock upon the door. She ran to the front door, opened it, and was alarmed to see her father standing on the porch with a big grin on his face. Honey! I've missed you so much! he said, opening his arms. Honey? She dashed back into the kitchen, but fake father was gone.

Keeps a pet octopus who makes all his decisions for him.

Had a Giant Squid for a pet, but the Humane Society took it away when he macrame'd it's tentacles to look festive for the chipmunks' birthday party.

Chases pigs around her kitchen.

chases kitchens for the amusement of her pigs.

Opened a restaurant with trained pigs as kitchen staff.

Did not work very well.

They ate all of the food.

Performs acupuncture on cacti.
Sometimes when the session is over,
she forgets which needles she has to take out
and which were there to begin with.