PRIZE MACHINE

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15 Apr 2010, 2:17 pm

You win some more chickens (well they are eggs at the moment, so don't count them until they are hatched).

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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15 Apr 2010, 2:19 pm

You win a 64-egg omelette

*inserts a quarter*

TallyMan
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15 Apr 2010, 2:21 pm

You win a book on how to lose weight - the egg diet.

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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15 Apr 2010, 2:24 pm

You win a free haircut & shave.

Thatmew
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15 Apr 2010, 2:26 pm

You get a Wrong Planet Wish Machine. But it has been on the fritz since we built it, so it may not follow your wishes correctly.

*inserts quarter.

TallyMan
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15 Apr 2010, 2:27 pm

You get a message saying the machine is very busy at the moment and would you like to watch a video instead.

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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15 Apr 2010, 2:30 pm

Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and a representative will answer your call in the order it was received......

*inserts a quarter*

TallyMan
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15 Apr 2010, 2:42 pm

Plays some poor quality classical music for ten minutes. You then hear a dial tone then nothing.

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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15 Apr 2010, 2:43 pm

"Estimated wait time 15 minutes."
You win a new phone after smashing the old one in exasperation.

*inserts a quarter*
then goes out for a walk, braving the pollen

TallyMan
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15 Apr 2010, 3:07 pm

You win an aromatherapy kit, with fragrances and pollens of plants from all over the world.

*insterts (Achooooo) quarter*

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reginaterrae
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15 Apr 2010, 3:50 pm

You win a box of used Kleenex.

*inserts a quarter*