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TallyMan
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21 Jul 2010, 7:00 am

"Upgrades" his computer to Windows 2035. It requires 100 GB RAM to hold the OS and a minimum disk space of 1 Terrabyte and takes three hours to boot up. Then complains it has got a virus and the screen goes a pretty shade of blue.


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21 Jul 2010, 7:51 am

Asks Alex to shut down the "off ThwWall Forun" for 24 ours
AND HE FRIGGING DISAGREED!
I did get Tallyman banned but


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21 Jul 2010, 7:55 am

Deletes all syzygyish's posts that he made next year between 1st and 5th January. :P


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21 Jul 2010, 4:01 pm

Delete's Tallyman's account so to mke Booyakasha the true owner of the Bugs Bunny avatar..



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21 Jul 2010, 4:04 pm

^ :lol: ..................... 8O

Blocks ProfX from changing his avatar... which gets pre-set to a picture of a snowman.


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21 Jul 2010, 8:47 pm

Throws Nemo back into the ocean.


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21 Jul 2010, 8:56 pm

Nemo joins the Wrong Planet and steals that Bugs Bunny avatar.


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21 Jul 2010, 9:56 pm

Cleans the window.


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21 Jul 2010, 11:13 pm

Ferdinand wrote:
Cleans the window.


heh heh.......... 8)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfl6wJsjDy4[/youtube]

Payback's a *female doggie* :P


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21 Jul 2010, 11:30 pm

I put you on hold with customer service.


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21 Jul 2010, 11:36 pm

book_noodles wrote:
I put you on hold with customer service.



.................IT customer service guy directly from India (doesn't speak English) - wants to chat about the doggie screen cleaner mishap.


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22 Jul 2010, 12:06 am

Decomposes hydrogen fluoride in an electrolysis apparatus in your lab.



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22 Jul 2010, 12:14 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Decomposes hydrogen fluoride in an electrolysis apparatus in your lab.


Sequesters the HF, converts to toothpaste

~ Meanwhile, cleaning up debris from lab - - thinking of employing the screen cleaner doggie to do the dirty work ~

Reverses polarity of iamnotaparakeet's rocket 8)


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22 Jul 2010, 1:24 am

Sets the extractor fan to operate in reverse in your fume cupboard.


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22 Jul 2010, 1:27 am

TallyMan wrote:
Sets the extractor fan to operate in reverse in your fume cupboard.


HF gas is infiltrating the Wrong Planet.

EVACUATE!! ! 8O Haz Mat?!?

< gasp, choke.....The bunny takes the hit (cough/sputter) >


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22 Jul 2010, 1:30 am

Provides gas masks to TallyMan to distribute.