The drop something on the person below you game!

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A wood chipper, where the sandwiches become a gooey slime and are spit out of the machine onto.....

An Alien Lizard, who was planning to take over the world, but thinks the gooey sandwich slime is an Earth-defending gel weapon.

He/she is so shocked, he/she drops his own weapon onto.....

me, who in my surprise faint. The link in my pocket falls onto the person below me.

http://runningtoknowhere.blogspot.com/

I immediately open the link and begin reading about bad kindergarteners. This makes me angry, so I pick one of them up and drop them on the person below me.

...ouch...
I am incensed, so I immediately bring the kindergartener to a boil, but the pot of boiling kindergartener slips and falls on the person below me...

and was boiling hot, causing massive body burns, with the scabs peeling off and falling to the person below.

I am pelted with scabs.
I do not appreciate this.
I get so very angry that I pull out a golden mace and throw it onto the head of the person below me.

Mace?

It breaks open, out rush infuriated Roman Mice, dressed for gladiatorial combat, squeezing angrily in Latin, who hurl themselves upon.......


Sylkat

A PETA convention, who become so angry over the Trojan Mace incident that they drop two tons of mouse manure upon....

(Guys! You are supposed to be dropping something on THE PERSON BELOW YOU! It's what it says in the title. No exceptions! )
-the creator of this thread


me.
I hurry off to take a shower but trip on a random acorn. My sneaker flies off, coated in mouse manure, onto the person below me.

Yechhhh!

Poopy shoe!

I twirl the nasty, smelly thing around and around, holding it by the shoelaces, let it go, and it lands upon........

... the person below you. Which is me. Seriously, didn't you read the post above yours?

As for your stinky shoe coated in mouse manure (Sylkat's finest achievement, no doubt ), I ended up throwing it into the neighbour's yard. It lands on their dog, who now smells like a stinky mouse. Their cat goes crazy, and starts chasing the mouse-smelling dog around the yard. Or at least it tries to. But the dog is no more a mouse than the cat is a match for any dog in a fight to the death. And unfortunately for the cat, the dog does indeed rend that poor little feline to death.

Cat blood and entrails are strewn all over the neighbour's yard, and the cat's severed head lands on the lap of the person below me.

As I carefully place all of the cat's parts in a back yard grave, the Zombie Plague hits town, the cat-parts re-assemble, and the infuriated Zombie Cat violently dis articulates the former Killer Dog, sending its head flying, which lands on..........

... a horde of angry gingerbread zombies. Now they're out for blood – dormouse blood. And brains – dormouse ... oh, wait.

After a series of quick battles, all dormice are eradicated. The bloodied corpse of the Queen Dormouse is hurled into the air, which lands on the person below me.

As millions of weeping Dormice bear our beloved Queen to her final rest, in a lovely granite tomb that is carved to resemble the finest Goat Cheese, I personally pick one of many funeral wreaths, and 'accidentally' drop it on the person below, who is........

... having a wonderful vacation in Hawaii. Okay, so it's not quite the floral lei that visitors usually get, but a leafy wreath will do just fine. A few piña coladas later in the evening, and I "accidentally" drop my coconut bikini top on the person below me.